Chris Colfer On his ass
I have a prank planned that I’m going to play on the new cast members when they come in next season. I’m going to convince them that I’m working undercover for the C.I.A., trying to catch one of the producers who’s acting as an arms dealer. I’m very convincing—I’ve been watching a lot of Alias. But a prank for the last night of the live show? Maybe I’ll cut out the ass of my jeans, so when I turn around during “Don’t Stop Believing,” it’s just all ass hanging out.